If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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