I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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