Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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