you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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