Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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