Non-Jews are for practice
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You have to summon your inner elephant
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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