My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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