Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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