Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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