Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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