So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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