quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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