You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i out mim tonsoeep
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
