OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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