so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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