it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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