I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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