two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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