the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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