Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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