did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
