Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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