id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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