If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You work out of a Hotel?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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