i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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