So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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