Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
