Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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