I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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