Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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