i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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