My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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