At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I lost the right to judge tonight
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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