i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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