So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
