My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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