Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
