Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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