office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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