Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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