Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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