So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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