I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If I die, sorry about rent.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize