That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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