She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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