He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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