You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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