My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm jealous of your bromance
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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