her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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