I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
