Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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