i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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